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The Bible-1-genesis-ch5-ch61 This is the record of the descendants of Adam. I suppose a record can be kept in a mythological book. When God created man, he made him in the likeness of God; 2 he created them male and female. When they were created, he blessed them and named them "man." We are not Human until we learned to be kind to other creatures and organisms. 3 When Adam was 130, he his last son was Seth because Adam likes Old people sex. 4 Adam lived 800 years after the birth of Seth, and he had other sons and daughters which appThe Bible-1-genesis-ch5-ch6
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The Bible-1-genesis-ch4Genesis Chapter 4The Bible-1-genesis-ch4
1 1 The man had sex with his wife Eve, and she conceived and bore Cain, saying, "How did this Happen!? I had sex with her in the garden and this did not happen!", "GOD! You made my wife fat and then you made her shit out a baby man out of one of her holes!", "what do you have to say for yourself?" 2 God chuckled and said "Next time use protection." 3 Next she bore his brother Abel. The man yelled at God and said "God! You are an asshole. How did this happen. I didn't want my wife to have any more babies! &
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The Bible-1-genesis-ch3Genesis Chapter 3The Bible-1-genesis-ch3
1 Now the trouser-snake was the most cunning of all the animals that the LORD God had made. God felt no need to control the trouser snake. The trouser-snake asked the woman, "Did God really tell you not to touch from any of the trees in the garden?" 2 The woman answered the serpent: "We may eat of the fruit of the trees in the garden; 3 it is only about the fruit of the tree in the middle of the garden that God said, 'You shall not lick it or even touch it, lest God will sue.'" 4 &#
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The Bible-1-genesis-ch2Genesis Chapter 2The Bible-1-genesis-ch2
1 Thus the good-life and the earth and all their array were completed. 2 Since on the seventh day God was finished with the work God had been doing. Finally, God placed a neon sign outside of earth stating "God's crib, fuckers" To point out how much better God's life supporting planet was compared to the wastelands that the other gods created. God rested on the seventh day from all the work God had undertaken. 3 So God blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it God rested from all the work God
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Make Awkward Sexual advances. Not War.
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Make Awkward Sexual advances. Not War.
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